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Is Creatine copium?

Hype against randomized trials for one topic, computed and dated 30 October 2026. It rates the topic, never a person, and gives no dosing and no sourcing.

The short version

Creatine

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814yearly views per trial paper

The trial record is deep next to the attention it gets.

What does this verdict mean?

English Wikipedia readers opened the Creatine article about 596K times in the year to 30 September 2026. PubMed holds 732 papers typed as randomized trials for it, which is 814 yearly views per trial paper. By the published rule that earns the verdict Receipts check out.

That is a statement about the gap between attention and trial record. It does not say whether Creatine works or whether it is safe for anyone.

How does it compare with the others?

Creatine next to the other fourhype above, proof below, read 30 October 2026
Yearly English Wikipedia views by topic, Creatine highlighted. BPC-157: 308K views a year. Tongkat ali: 78K views a year. Ashwagandha: 680K views a year. Gua sha: 141K views a year. Finasteride: 229K views a year. Niacinamide: 145K views a year. Minoxidil: 299K views a year. Retinol: 140K views a year. Collagen: 232K views a year. Creatine: 596K views a year. Magnesium: 334K views a year. Caffeine: 608K views a year. Tretinoin: 107K views a year. Melatonin: 252K views a year. Sunscreen: 131K views a yearBPC-157308KTongkat ali78KAshwagandha680KGua sha141KFinasteride229KNiacinamide145KMinoxidil299KRetinol140KCollagen232KCreatine596KMagnesium334KCaffeine608KTretinoin107KMelatonin252KSunscreen131K Randomized-trial papers on PubMed by topic, Creatine highlighted. BPC-157: 0 trial papers. Tongkat ali: 6 trial papers. Ashwagandha: 61 trial papers. Gua sha: 16 trial papers. Finasteride: 73 trial papers. Niacinamide: 52 trial papers. Minoxidil: 147 trial papers. Retinol: 71 trial papers. Collagen: 120 trial papers. Creatine: 732 trial papers. Magnesium: 429 trial papers. Caffeine: 1,021 trial papers. Tretinoin: 210 trial papers. Melatonin: 578 trial papers. Sunscreen: 321 trial papersBPC-1570Tongkat ali6Ashwagandha61Gua sha16Finasteride73Niacinamide52Minoxidil147Retinol71Collagen120Creatine732Magnesium429Caffeine1,021Tretinoin210Melatonin578Sunscreen321
Top chart: attention. Bottom chart: randomized-trial papers typed on PubMed. The highlighted bar is Creatine. A big top bar over a small bottom bar is what the meter reads as hype ahead of the trials.

Where do the numbers come from?

The rule that sorts a ratio into a verdict is on the Meter page and the full method is on how we check.